I Don't Cook Dinner I Drink It - Retro 1950's Tee, Martinis, 50's Vibe, Vintage Inspired, Mid-Century Modern, Gift for Her, Birthday Present

Gather 'round, darlings! Introducing our "I Don't Cook My Dinner, I Drink It" graphic tee, a chic nod to the fabulous 1950s housewife who knows how to host a cocktail party with style and sass.

This tee features a delightful retro 1950's vibe with classic starbursts and the phrase "I Don't Cook My Dinner, I Drink It" displayed within three separate vintage TV/sign towers. Right beside this nostalgic setup stands our stunning cartoon housewife. With her perfectly styled brown hair, big almond eyes, and an hourglass figure, she's the epitome of retro glamour.

Dressed in a festive frock and flawless pumps, she's ready to host the ultimate summer cocktail party in her mid-century modern home. And, of course, she's holding a classic martini, because why cook when you can sip in style?

Available in a variety of sizes and colors, this tee is perfect for anyone who loves a bit of vintage flair and a whole lot of attitude. From the petite to the plus-size bombshells, we’ve got you covered because everyone deserves to channel their inner 50s diva.

So, why wait? Slip into the "I Don't Cook My Dinner, I Drink It" tee and let the world know that you’re a hostess with the mostess, who prefers a martini over a meal. Get yours today and bring a touch of retro charm and cheeky fun to your wardrobe.

SIZING

Most (if not all) of our clothing is available from size S - 5X. Size inclusivity matters to me. If it's clothing and doesn't fit my plus size baddie body, I won't sell it.

THIS DESIGN IS PRINTED ON A GILDAN TEE

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.

.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

THE FINE PRINT

Welcome to the Kats & Roses Wearables Shop! We want to provide you with an enjoyable shopping experience, and we're here to assist you every step of the way.

Prior to submitting your purchase, we recommend reviewing the text, art, color, and sizing to ensure the item you order meets your expectations. Your satisfaction is a top priority for us!

Want to order more than one item, but in a different size or color? No problem! You can add items to your cart one at a time, so you can get a pink TEE for yourself in a size medium, then one in 3X for a friend in navy blue. Once you're ready, just proceed to checkout for a smooth transaction.

Do you see an item you like, but it’s unavailable in your size or color? We've got you covered! If you require sizes or colors that aren't available in our size chart, simply reach out to us. We'll be more than happy to check availability for you.

We use Gildan 5000 for our tees. Soft, comfortable, classic.

SHIPPING

Items usually ship 2-3 days after they are ordered.

ABOUT ME

I began Kats & Roses to generate supplemental income for myself and my two LGBTQ teenagers after my husband Troy died from COVID. I aspire to establish a foundation in his honor, supporting the LGBTQ+ community and football programs he loved.

RETURN POLICY

At our shop, we prioritize your satisfaction and strive for excellence. Please note that we only accept returns for items in the event of a product quality issue. Given our print-on-demand business model, we are unable to accept returns for any other reason. We appreciate your understanding and thank you for choosing our shop.

Ensuring our customers' satisfaction is our utmost priority. If you have any inquiries, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. It is our responsibility to offer you the finest service possible. Thank you for your support and choosing to shop with us.

~ Kat